
| Moron Lights His Hair On Fire Someday I'm going to be able to write one of these, and it'll be about somebody dousing a rabbit in gasoline and throwing a match at it. Tags: jackass fire burning extreme hair By: brideofvoldemort |

| Skater Gets Owned Good luck picking fragments of your teeth out of those concrete steps, buddy. Tags: skater owned comedy By: wendywhiskey |

| Random Flying Stage Tackle I don't know what brought this about, but the guy's kind of an ass for doing it. Tags: idiot jackass stage tackle owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| The Ping Pong Nut Shot I haven't thought it was cool to hit other guys in the junk since 2nd grade, so I really don't get the motive behind this asshattery. Tags: ping pong nut shot owned comedy jackass By: themadchocobo |

| Nascar Catfight Danica Patrick and Milka Duno throw down after an accident. Tags: action motor sports Indy 500 Indianapolis Brickyard By: thisissparta |

| Scooter Vs. Picnic Table I'm not sure what this fine specimen of humanity was trying to accomplish here, but it looks like he did it. Tags: jackass scooter table owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Karate Chop Failure He needs to spend some more time in a power-training montage. Or working on his wax on/wax off routine. Tags: Karate Ka Funny 10 Brick Chop Attempt By: brideofvoldemort |

| Girl Owned On Skate Ramp If you can't skate with the big boys, go play with some Barbies or something. Tags: girl skater ramp owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort |

| Pokemon National Championship Tribute Playing in a Pokemon national tournament is sort of like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. Especially since I bet he spent that $5k prize on more Pokemon cards. Tags: Pokemon TCG National Championship Nats Pikachu UnderGround By: letthemeatquiche |

| Another Flaming Shot Gone Wrong Eventually these people will give up on trying to drink fire and proceed directly to dowsing themselves in gasoline and bellyflopping onto a bonfire. Tags: jackass fire flaming shot owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Playground Jackass With that haircut, you'd never guess that this guy is a complete idiot. Tags: jackass playground owned extreme stupid By: brideofvoldemort |

| How To Get A Black Eye This is how rednecks play Jackass. Tags: jackass punch rednecks owned comedy funny By: thisissparta |

| The Box-kickboxer You show those boxes who's boss, man! Tags: Karate Kung fu Martial Arts Fighting Punch By: wendywhiskey |

| The Reason Skaters Should Wear Helmets Cracking your helmet is a lot less expensive and painful than cracking your skull. Tags: skater stack owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort |

| Skateboarding Karma Some kid trying to blame his lame skateboarding skills on his plank gets it in the face. Tags: skateboard owned karma funny By: brideofvoldemort |

| Idiot Gets Run Over Getting your ass raped by a station wagon would be a shitty way to lose your anal virginity. Tags: idiot drunk jackass owned comedy By: wendywhiskey |

| How Not To Rob A Store Never bring a palm tree to a stool fight. Tags: store robbery jackass tree fight owned By: thisissparta |

| Nasty Skater Faceplant The trick was very mundane, but the way he smacked his face into the concrete was just so stylish! Tags: skater faceplant extreme owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Graduation Fail I hope he learned something in school, 'cause he obviously hasn't mastered walking yet. Tags: idiot jackass fall graduation owned By: brideofvoldemort |

| Self-immolation Gone Wrong I'm really not sure how lighting your feet on fire could go right. Tags: fire burning extreme jackass By: brideofvoldemort |