| How Not To Pole Dance Alcohol and stripper poles really don't mix. Tags: striper drunk owned comedy
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Kid Grinds Nuts On Rail No babies for you. Not that any girl would touch your junk unless you paid her. Tags: bmx rail grind owned nuts
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Random Flying Stage Tackle I don't know what brought this about, but the guy's kind of an ass for doing it. Tags: idiot jackass stage tackle owned
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Guitar Hero Nut Shot Hope he wasn't planning on getting any from the Guitar Hero groupies tonight. Tags: guitar hero nut shot owned
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Drunk Vs. Puddle You can't really out-drink a large body of water, so you might as well just fall over in it. Over and over again. Tags: drunk puddle owned funny
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Street Crossing Failure It's not that hard to walk across the street without dying, you just have to look both ways. Which some people fail to do. Tags: street car owned
By: xbiohazardx |
| Girl Gets Thrown Down On Her Head For a chick fight, that's one hell of a takedown. Tags: catfight girl owned comedy funny
By: thisissparta |
| Girl Gets Taken Out In Rifle Drill This is why I don't join the military. I don't care about dying in some pointless war for corporate profit, I just don't want to do retarded shit like this. Tags: girl military rifle owned
By: brideofvoldemort |
| The Ping Pong Nut Shot I haven't thought it was cool to hit other guys in the junk since 2nd grade, so I really don't get the motive behind this asshattery. Tags: ping pong nut shot owned comedy jackass
By: themadchocobo |
| Granny Takes On Armed Robber With Broom I don't know where the image of the kindly old grandma came from, they're fucking scary sometimes. Tags: grandma fight robber store owned
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Gymnast Tastes The Floor This is why I sit in a chair all day. You can't smash your face into the floor while sitting in a chair. Tags: gymnast owned sports
By: brideofvoldemort |
| White Kids Shouldnt Jump He definitely can jump, but considering the consequences I wouldn't do so again. Tags: kid jump owned comedy basketball
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Baseball Of Ball Destruction Remembering to wear a cup doesn't make up for drinking shitty beer. Tags: baseball sports comedy owned
By: xbiohazardx |
| Guy Gets Turned Into Little ***** Not only does he get beat down, he has to confess what a loser he is. Tags: fight owned extreme beating
By: thisissparta |
| Rollerblader Ballplants I would never rollerblade or skateboard without a titanium cup. Tags: rollerblader stack balls owned extreme
By: themadchocobo |
| Fun With Trampolines Jumping around on a trampoline is easy. Getting off, not so much. Tags: trampoline flip girl owned
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Guy Pees On A Ferrari A high school friend of mine peed on some douchebag kid's Corvette once. Everyone thought it was hysterical. Tags: ferrari pee owned
By: wendywhiskey |
| Scooter Vs. Picnic Table I'm not sure what this fine specimen of humanity was trying to accomplish here, but it looks like he did it. Tags: jackass scooter table owned
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Flip-flop Ownage Next time I invite someone over to my house, I'm totally gonna glue their shoes to the floor. Tags: flip flops owned comedy funny
By: brideofvoldemort |
| Scooter Burnout Failure If you're trying to burn out a scooter, you've already failed at life. Tags: scooter burnout failure owned
By: brideofvoldemort |
