I guess using your four-year old granddaughter to shoplift is a step up from eating her, which is what I imagined a troll like that would do first.
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This is what you get for going to watch a sport as lame as "rock crawling".
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Being the little mammal that gets to wrestle poisonous snakes for dinner is a pretty hazardous job.
Tags: mongoose snake animals fight By: brideofvoldemort
Hilarious Skateboarding Accident He couldn't have done that any better if he tried
Tags: Hilarious Skateboarding Accident By: Loqwoxone
This Christian program aired in 1984 as "Turmoil In The Toy Box", hosted by Gary Greenwald and Phil Phillips. In this episode, they talk about how Voltron and Optimus Prime are tools of Satan.
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No babies for you. Not that any girl would touch your junk unless you paid her.
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How has Russia managed to survive as a nation for so long?
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This kid knows what he wants!
Tags: kid swearing comedy funny awesome By: brideofvoldemort
What would Half-Life 2 look like if you had a portal gun?
Tags: videogames half-life portal orange box valve By: shroudofturing
Remembering to wear a cup doesn't make up for drinking shitty beer.
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